Forgive me if I'm a little bitchy as I write this, but I've been awake since 5 am and I am NOT a morning person. In fact, I don't like to even see people until about 11 in the morning - let alone have to talk to them.
Why were you awake at 5 am, you ask?
BECAUSE MY FREAKIN' NEIGHBOR DECIDED THAT HER TWO YAPPY SHITS-FER-DOGS NEEDED TO BE IN THE FRONT YARD AT 5 AM!!